the cobalt and carnelian of that bird
jordan/jay (24) — they/them | he/him
— notorious b.i.f. (banded iron formation). uphold midwestkritik thought
Anonymous asked:
The arrow keys don't work, doesn't matter what I give focus to. Wouldn't be so bad if the dumb bitch wasn't constantly fighting me, trying to run down dead-end alleys or some dumb shit. Why would you even put an autopilot in the game? NO OTHER ROGUELIKE DOES THAT. EVER. And "You found 31k cookies!" Are you kidding me? Do you have even a rudimentary understanding of numbers? That's NOTHING. Get your shit together LIGHTNING quick.

birdstiality:

orteil42:

whoah there buddy

You do realize that Candy Box used the exact same system right

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  4. phoolcat said: “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME??”
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  7. sharkkingmelvin-blog said: I like how people don’t understand what beta means.
  8. uvradiation said: wow dude, way to be an asshole to an awesome dev… what obligation does he have to you to improve his FREE game “LIGHTNING quick”? have you seen the bottom left corner of your screen, where it says “beta”? do you know what beta /means/?
  9. crazychileanfuckboy said: I wish you could block this fucktards from playing =/
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